According to BabyNames.Com, the most popular names for newborns in 2003 were dorkier and more nauseatingly affected than ever: well, that's not exactly what they said, but I'm interpreting...

top 3 boy's names:

1.Aidan/Aiden/Aden
2.Jaden/Jayden
3.Caden/Kaden

and for girls:
1.Madison
2.Emma
3.Abigail

ok, so girls nos. 2 and 3 are normal-- but Madison? Cringe if you know what's good for you. The boys will have years of getting beat up in school by Jeffs and Brads, and will come to resent their parents immensely.