We come from Kalto Province
In Calto province the Parmesano Calto is highly regarded. In Kalto province they don't have Parmesano, but they have sentient cottage cheese that will eat you if you don't eat it first, after stunning it with phonic particles, which are only effective for about 2-3 minutes. Lunches tend to be very rushed affairs in Kalto province.
"Star Trek: Voyager" Time and Again (1995) - Memorable quotes
We're from Kalto Province. Latika: Yeah? Well, I just talked to the transport attendant. He told me four people came today from Kalto. ...
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Calto - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Calto is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Rovigo in the Italian region Veneto, located about 90 km southwest of Venice and about 35 km west of ...
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"Star Trek: Voyager" Time and Again (1995) - Memorable quotes
We're from Kalto Province. Latika: Yeah? Well, I just talked to the transport attendant. He told me four people came today from Kalto. ...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0708996/
Calto - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Calto is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Rovigo in the Italian region Veneto, located about 90 km southwest of Venice and about 35 km west of ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calto - Cached - Similar
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