Tuesday, July 08, 2008

I'll be back


photo: Daily Mail

but I won't be any taller, as I'm unwilling to undergo a scalp implant like the one Dr De la Cruz, above, recommends. Probably around the 12th or so.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Larry said...

I think I would get one of those if it was hinged, so you could open a secret compartment, like for a spare set of keys or something.

Or maybe if I was a mail carrier I could have one that issued an ultrasonic siren that agitated vicious dogs when I rapped myself on the top of my head. That would be awesome.

6:30 PM, July 08, 2008  

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