I (supposedly) write like
This is the "badge" that was generated when I inputted my text from "At least you can afford shoes", below. Apparently I Write Like is the newest thing, for people who have time to kill and require flattery and haute distractions. I heard about "I write like" from Jim Macdonald, here.
(Incidentally I inputted the verbiage from the Euronews interview with Elif Şafak, and "I write like" decided the unnamed blurb writer is just like Kurt Vonnegut.)